Archive | July 2012

Angelic child sitting on a bridge

I am going offline for the next couple of weeks on holiday; we will get back to the glurge with a vengeance in August. Any new submissions can be emailed to me and I’ll action them in a fortnight.

I leave you with this charming image, which was probably quite fashionable in the 19th century, along with industrial smog, child poverty and women’s suffrage.

Help the aged

I have a good friend to thank for this morning’s entry (and, indeed, for various others she’s sent – I don’t want to be excessive but I’ll namedrop her again later). Read her blog. Seriously. It’s amazing. No, wait! Don’t do it yet. Look at this first.

“This took me about three minutes to find on my feed,” says Rachel. “The blatant rip-off sentimentailty of the accompanying photo – which is NOT the photo of the man who wrote this, even if it’s true – tips it into glurge territory.”

It’s reproduced as-is, including typos, and irritating ellipses WHICH YOU WILL ENDURE BECAUSE I HAD TO.

‘ When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in an Australian country town, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value.
Later, when the nurses were going through his meagre possessions, They found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital.
One nurse took her copy to Melbourne .. The oldman’s sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas editions of magazines around the country and appearing in mags for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem.
And this old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this ‘anonymous’ poem winging across the Internet.

Cranky Old Man…..
What do you see nurses? . . .. . .What do you see?
What are you thinking .. . when you’re looking at me?
A cranky old man, . . . . . .not very wise,
Uncertain of habit .. . . . . . . .. with faraway eyes?
Who dribbles his food .. . … . . and makes no reply.
When you say in a loud voice . .’I do wish you’d try!’
Who seems not to notice . . .the things that you do.
And forever is losing . . . . . .. . . A sock or shoe?
Who, resisting or not . . . … lets you do as you will,
With bathing and feeding . . . .The long day to fill?
Is that what you’re thinking?. .Is that what you see?
Then open your eyes, nurse .you’re not looking at me.
I’ll tell you who I am . . . . .. As I sit here so still,
As I do at your bidding, .. . . . as I eat at your will.
I’m a small child of Ten . .with a father and mother,
Brothers and sisters .. . . .. . who love one another
A young boy of Sixteen . . . .. with wings on his feet
Dreaming that soon now . . .. . . a lover he’ll meet.
A groom soon at Twenty . . . heart gives a leap.
Remembering, the vows .. .. .that I promised to keep.
At Twenty-Five, now . . . . .I have young of my own.
Who need me to guide . . . And a secure happy home.
A man of Thirty . .. . . . . My young now grown fast,
Bound to each other . . .. With ties that should last.
At Forty, my young sons .. .have grown and are gone,
But my woman is beside me . . to see I don’t mourn.
At Fifty, once more, .. …Babies play ’round my knee,
Again, we know children . . . . My loved one and me.
Dark days are upon me . . . . My wife is now dead.
I look at the future … . . . . I shudder with dread.
For my young are all rearing .. . . young of their own.
And I think of the years . . . And the love that I’ve known.
I’m now an old man . . . . . . .. and nature is cruel.
It’s jest to make old age . . . . . . . look like a fool.
The body, it crumbles .. .. . grace and vigour, depart.
There is now a stone . . . where I once had a heart.
But inside this old carcass . A young man still dwells,
And now and again . . . . . my battered heart swells
I remember the joys . . . . .. . I remember the pain.
And I’m loving and living . . . . . . . life over again.
I think of the years, all too few . . .. gone too fast.
And accept the stark fact . . . that nothing can last.
So open your eyes, people .. . . . .. . . open and see.
Not a cranky old man .
Look closer . . . . see .. .. . .. …. . ME!!

Remember this poem when you next meet an older person who you might brush aside without looking at the young soul within … . . .
we will all, one day, be there, too!
The best and most beautiful things of this world can’t be seen or touched.
They must be felt by the heart.’


Here’s the funny thing. I remember this poem. I remember it from school. I remember it from my (1993 edition) Religious Studies GCSE textbook about Christian ethics – specifically the chapter on ageing and the treatment of the elderly. At this point it was ascribed to “a woman in a nursing home” (which was probably true, at some point). Viral emails existed before the web. Who knew?

More hugs than Barney

This is, to all intents and purposes, a Hallmark greeting.

My beef with it concerns the imagery. If you want to encourage physical contact, you don’t surround your twee verse with pictures of animals like this. Anyone who’s ever encountered one will tell you that you should under no circumstances try to hug a koala, unless the zookeeper says so. Sometimes you’ll get lucky, but more than likely it will rip your face off.