Archive | August 2013

Thank you for not smoking

Smoking

Because:

– Tax returns are mandatory: if you want to fight the system, use your vote.

– Enjoying beer or wine (as I am at this very moment) does not make you a drunk driver, provided you leave the car in the garage.

– The occasional McDonalds, enjoyed responsibly and in moderation, will not make your child obese. Long term smoking, however, is statistically likely to kill you.

I will give him the cosmetics.