Tag Archive | glurge

Mud, mud, glorious mud

Oh dear.

This-not-this

 

You know why this is funny? It’s funny because the self-righteous ‘kids’ who grew up bathing in mud and not quite catching dysentery on the left are presumably now the adults who are now glued to their smartphones; you know, the ones who the kids copy. I won’t deny that I need to look up a little bit more, but at least I’m prepared to admit it, rather than going all holier-than-thou.

(Curiously, my children were doing both these things yesterday, within the space of an hour. Presumably we’re getting parenting half right.)

You are a strong, confident woman who does not need to smoke

It’s Time to Talk Day. This means sitting down for five minutes with someone else to speak with them about mental health issues – whether you yourself are affected, are close to someone who is, or would just like to know more.

Alternatively, if you wanted, you could churn out a misguided, borderline offensive piece of rubbish like the one I found on Facebook this morning.

Remember, kids: stay MENTALLY STRONG. Then you too can produce idiotic and patronising platitudes like this one.

MentallyStrong

Jesus will cure your cancer. Also visit our website for hot deals

Today’s photo-of-a-sick-but-photogenic-child – whose image has been used (probably without permission) to propagate revenue-generating clickbait disguised as emotional blackmail and wrapped up in false theology – comes courtesy of one of those inspiring websites.

Cancer

Liftbump? Consider yourselves named and shamed.