No, you don’t, and that’s because THEY’RE TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS.
Apologies for the radio silence but I’ve been out of town for a few days, which was nice. To make up for my absence, I will give you two for the price of one today, courtesy of the breastfeeding advocates who talk about choice but don’t really want you to have a choice at all.
I should point out, by the way, that I’m all in favour of breastfeeding, have absolutely no problem with people doing it in public, fully understand the health benefits and have three children who were all breastfed from the day they were born. But honestly, the pro-breastfeeding mafia? They freak me out. I mean they really do.
So anyway, here’s a nice pair. So to speak.